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It's that lazy time of the month! If you like this you may enjoi 29-04-07, 20-04-07 and 29-03-07. FYI All the artwork uses elements from the first Grey Fade with Dots, which you may consider a good or a bad thing. I think I'm done with these.
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Next weekend myself and Patters and Les and Sam will be rendering the final wall my father ever built, in preperation for painting it (pink). Being risk averse, I decided to read up on the potential hazzards. I chose this magazine rather than the equally good 'Mortar Mortality Monthly' because of my own personal fear of getting my head stuck in the cement mixer. This is all bullshit, I made this magazine up!
For your information:
1) Clare and Jo will vouch for the fact that I did indeed once fall through their garden wall after a particularly heavy night of Tequilas.
2) The Imelda Marcos reference - suggest you type "Manila Film Center" into Google for more information.
3) The Crispin Glover reference - I would dearly love a copy of 'Concrete Inspection'!
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Big Pink Burger: 100% Gay Beef Guaranteed!
Ask yourself this question, are you homophobic? Of course you aren't, that would be a ridiculous position to take! Therefore would you be happy eating gay meat? What difference could there possibly be (it's possible I guess that it's actually leaner than hetrosexual beef as homosexual cows spend more time in the gym don't they)?
I can think of one group of people who might have a problem with this concept though: RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS like for instance Fundamentalist Christians or Catholics. As they view homosexuality as an abomination before God and damn them to eternal hell, I would imagine that they would go out of their way to avoid the Big Pink Burger brand at all costs. I would think that the average fundamentalist christian redneck would choke on his rump steak if he believed for a moment that any homosexual bull sperm had come within 100 miles of it. But wait a moment, if this is true, then what steps are they currently taking to ensure they are not eating gay beef? Because it is a known fact that homosexual acts occur in the animal kingdom (see this article in National Geographic).
By the way, the ever forgiving (and recently demised) Jerry Falwell had this to say on September 13th 2001 about 9/11:
"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked...I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle...I point the finger in their face and say you helped this happen."
Pat Robertson was in the studio and said Amen to that!!!
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This is halfway between Croydon and Carshalton. Draw your own conclusions.
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Dirty Rabbit has an obsession with drugs that were once considered perfectly legitimate and beneficial but are now illegal. Peyote ingestion is now illegal in the US except for "bonafide religious ceremonies". Doctors used to prescribe Qualudes for anxiety until our parents made it the disco dancing drug of choice in the seventies. And as we all know Coca-Cola did once contain an estimated nine milligrams of cocaine per glass.
Dirty Rabbit wears a box on his head due to a nasty freebasing accident in the eighties.
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You don't see people walking round in purple clothes much these days do you.
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This started life as a picture of a telegraph pole.
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This is how relevant and in the moment I am. We had a meter reader come round on the 16th, and I've done a picture to celebrate the fact only ONE WEEK LATER!
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Imagine for a moment that you are the first human being on Earth to suspect that the sunrise is not the work of God, but a mechanical, predictable process.
Or imagine for a moment that you've just invested all your money in the world's largest gob-stopper and you suddenly suspect that it won't fit inside your mouth.
Or imagine for a moment that you've just invented the world's first space hopper, but suddenly you realise that it need's 'ears' to hang on to. And it's a stupid idea in the first place.
Any of those apply, it's supposed to capture that moment of sheer panic that hit's you when you realise that your carefully executed plan is not quite as brilliant as you thought. It's then followed by a steely determination to carry on regardless. Like this blog!
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This is where me and Patters and Splink lived for about a year. It was a beautiful and mad place to live. It blew away in the february storms.
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This actually started life as a perspective drawing of Windy Cross. It was going nowhere fast. Then today I looked at it with fresh eyes and realised that it looks rather like a lady and that solved the whole problem for me.
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I'm EXACTLY like Steve McQueen: He rode a motorbike and I would like to try riding a motorbike. He didn't shave enough and I don't shave enough. He had a dog called Splink! and I have a dog called Splink! Oh yeah, and we both married a woman called Barbara (Patters is changing her name. FACT!).
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I was thinking about that poem 'Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening' by Robert Frost:
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
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Nestling within the foothills of Ilfracombe lies Mount Dudmore. While I can marvel at the slendour of the scenery, I do question if they made the right choice with the subject matter. They all seem to be people whos only claim to fame is that they made fools of themselves on reality tv (apparently they were picked by viewers of the Richard and Judy show via phone-in vote, so maybe that explains it)! From left to right it appears to be: Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, George Galloway and Jade Goody. I believe they are opening an Indian resturant in the mouth of Jade Goody. Which is nice.
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What will Tony do when he leaves office?
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This is a picture of the best bar in Giza!
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I found this book in a charity shop in Torrington, they were practically giving it away. It's a fabulous tale of spin, lies and well...mass murder. Strangely it seems to have been published in July 2007 - that's the future!
By the way, if you think you've looked closely enough at this picture, I think that you haven't! I suggest you open the PDF and zoom well in.
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What would happen if the Angel of Death stole your identity. Shenanigans times 100!
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This is all lies! No elephants roam Torrington Common. We hung them all.
In truth this was basically an attempt to draw an elephant as simply as possible. For those of you who care, it can be done using three oblongs and two circles.
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