30/04/07: Any minute now...

Carpe Diem!
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29/04/07: Grey Fades with Dots 3

Another grey fade...I guess I must be busy this weekend.
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28/04/07: London Kills

London kills. That's what people keep telling me. Move to Torrington, it's loverly!
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27/04/07: Welcome to Pink #2

This should be called "inflamed hair folicle" but it's not.
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26/04/07: Tony and George

This is obviously in the style of Gilbert and George. It went a bit pear-shaped as they both actually end up looking like Carmen Miranda!? (Even more so before I replaced the bananas with missiles).
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25/04/07: Last monkey Tea Party

This is not about Jesus. This is a picture taken during the last days of the Cult of the Blue Monkey. As you can see the glorious Blue Monkey leader has LOST PERSPECTIVE and grabbed all the big bananas for himself! Unlike this picture.
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24/04/07: Mormon Voyager

This is what Mormons believe:
On the planet KOLOB, orbiting the star KAKISTOCRA, in the constellation of CANCER, God and his many wives have children, which are bodiless spiritual beings. When a child is born on Earth one of these spiritual beings inhabits them to become ‘a living soul’.
They actually believe a lot of weird stuff, but this is the most bizarre. I urge you to investigate further...
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23/04/07: Domestic Bearbot

This is a domestic bearbot from the 1970's.

This is camouka animal #1. The artwork is based on the shapes used to make the camouka rabbit (except for the ariel and the claws).
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22/04/07: NO2 Headcandy

Be very careful around whipped cream or this can happen!
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21/04/07: Zombi Werewolf 2

It's another horror movie!!! These werewolves are particularly bad because they only transform under a blood moon.

By the way, if you're thinking it doesn't look much like a werewolf that's because this is actually based on a photo that Kev took of a stuffed foxhead (dating from April 1913) that we found in the barn at the farm!!! TRUE!

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20/04/07: Grey Fades with Dots 2

Grey Fades with Dot - the lazy choice! Its a loverly hot day here.
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19/04/07: My New Office Desk

This is the design for my new office desk as at the minute I'm working on a piece of MDF laid between two filing cabinets. I'm hoping to get it completed in about 2010. I've quoted myself an initial estimate of £200 for materials and labour, but the budget has already sky-rocketed to almost £1 billion! On a brighter note my exceptionally low quote to the London Olympics has been accepted, so I'll probably just bang in a bill for that of about £100 billion - EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING IT!!!
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18/04/07: The Prestige Visualator

Here is a copy of an early Camouka advert for a 'Prestige' Visualator, I found this in a 'Festival of Britain' programme dating from 1951. Note the earlier iteration of the Camouka eye, this replaced the 'Pyro' fella that by the 1950's was deemed 'too American' to represent a British company. This advert is the first mention I've found of "Smoking Monkeys" which are of course now widely available, but at the time were very rare!

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17/04/07: Badgers Patrol These Woods

Our countryside needs protecting. This is a four-star general of the Badger Watch, an armed response unit based in North Devon, they are authorised to use maximum force.

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16/04/07: Crazy Horses

There's a message floatin' in the air
Come from crazy horses ridin' everywhere
It's a warning, it's in every tongue
Gotta stop them crazy horses on the run
What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah
Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I
Crazy horses
(Alan Osmond, Wayne Osmond, Merrill Osmond)
from The Osmonds Crazy Horses (1972)
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15/04/07: No need to thank me...

...It's Tony's obvious pleasure to serve us!
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14/04/07: Smoking Monkey Dispenser

These are very popular at the moment, particularly in Newton St Petrock and Frithelstock.
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13/04/07: Movie Poster for 'Random'

This movie comprises of 180 one minute sequences randomly selected from a pile of 360 sequences, stiched togther by the projectionist before each performance. One of the sequences is "The End" titling, so basically, when you go see this film you never know what's going to happen, nor if or when the movie will end! It may or may not tell the story of a random serial killer using either/or a combination of flash-backs/flash-forwards/present-time.
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12/04/07: Usama

Usama is a cipher!
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11/04/07: Return to Button Moon

Just suppose Mr Spoon had passed through some sort of time vortex and arrived at a future version of Button Moon, one where Button Moon was now RULED BY FORKS! I've added Freddie Teddie in as the Statue of Liberty as originally I was going with the "Oh my God...you blew it up..." speech.
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