Saturday 31 March 2007

31/03/07: Clock Playing Cards



This is a set of clock playing cards. I think these are a good idea. Suits are defined by colour, and value by the time on the 12-hour clock. This does mean that the Aces and Kings look identical, so I've added the value inside the dot in tiny lettering. Very practical indeed.
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Friday 30 March 2007

30/03/07: Joynt Splodges



This is based on the joynt fella I designed for www.joyntsounds.com

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Thursday 29 March 2007

29/03/07: Grey Fades With Dots



This doesn't mean anything, but I like it.
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Wednesday 28 March 2007

28/03/07: My Scale Rule



This is just a scale drawing of my scale ruler. A 1:1 scale drawing. Nuff said.
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Tuesday 27 March 2007

27/03/07: Saint Tony



This is a loverly picture of Saint Tony, our saviour. But wait, silly old Saint Tony has chosen to ride a red horse and carry a sword - just like the second horseman of the apocalypse. You know the one - the bringer of war. Now people are going to get the wrong idea.

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Monday 26 March 2007

26/03/07: Herman Mathews' Badass Pies



A staid old company trying to make it's products appeal to gansta yoth! (And yes, I believe that is a crackhouse in the background). This is totally immoral!

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Sunday 25 March 2007

25/03/07: Cult of the Blue Monkey



The Cult of the Blue Monkey was an evil sect that briefly rose to power in Britain during the naughties. They failed because the monkey civilians grew to hate perfect cheap yellow bananas all year round.
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Saturday 24 March 2007

24/03/07: Empower Your Security Staff



Did you know that some big companies are using the 'The Protection from Harassment Act 1997' as a means to supress peaceful protests? No? Nor did I until I saw a Channel 4 news report about it. Amazing! Do a google search on "Radley lakes".

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Friday 23 March 2007

23/03/07: In Tony We Trust



Like the Omen, but for real!
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Thursday 22 March 2007

22/03/07: Duelling Bananas



"I've never seen a straight banana...". This diagram demonstates the correct starting position to perform the dance that goes with the song.
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Wednesday 21 March 2007

21/03/07: Peace Van



This is a peace van with barcoded driver. You can scan the driver's barcode to view his criminal record and ensure that he is peaceful.
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Tuesday 20 March 2007

20/03/07: Free Trips by Road



This is a sample page from the book "The Freeloader's Bible", a book on how to slum through life getting free stuff! Each page is limited to three graphics plates (its easier than reading).
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Monday 19 March 2007

19/03/07: Welcome to Cowlifornia



Greeting sign found on the outskirts of Cowlifornia (just by the compulsory weigh scales). I hear that they hardly lactate at all.
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Sunday 18 March 2007

18/03/07: R:\ and G:\ are D:\ead



This started as an ill-remembered memory of "Waiting for Godot". I thought the characters in that were called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Of course I now know that those characters were called Vladimir and Estragon. Whereas THESE characters ARE Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, from the Tom Stoppard play about two minor players in "Hamlet". Anyway both are absurdist comedies about robots are they not?
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Saturday 17 March 2007

17/03/07: Movie Poster for 'Ten Strikes'


This is the film poster for "Ten Strikes", an ulta-violent urban-horror updating of Agatha Christie's, ahem, "Ten Little Indians". It's been pointed out to me that I've actually drawn 12 strikes - I'm not amending it though.
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Friday 16 March 2007

16/03/07: Living Outside The Box


This is the book cover for the autobiography of Schrodinger's Cat after he escapes from Schrodinger's cruel imprisonment and forges a new career on the celebrity circuit. Another four books are planned.
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Thursday 15 March 2007

15/03/07: Monkey Army


Based on the Terracota Army. But with monkeys!
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Wednesday 14 March 2007

14/03/07: Veve Wallpaper


This is based on the Veve of Papa Legba. I'm thinking green flock and red leather!

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Tuesday 13 March 2007

13/03/07: Bush Baby



I was attempting to draw George Bush, but I think I over-simplified it too much. I do like it though as there are clearly two heads here, one face-on, and the other in profile.

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Monday 12 March 2007

12/03/07: Brazil


This is the power station in Croydon that they used in the film "Brazil". They knocked it down and put an IKEA there.
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Sunday 11 March 2007

11/03/07: Fonzie Pope


This is feasible I think. The Fonz was an Italian American right, therefore most probably bought up in the Catholic tradition, and better still, Fonzie was never (to the best of my knowledge) a member of the Hilter Youth or a Nazi. In your face Ratzinger!!!
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Saturday 10 March 2007

10/03/07: Animals in Science


This is a comic strip that attempts to explain the Schrodinger's Cat experiment. Unsuccessfully, mainly because I don't understand it.

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Friday 9 March 2007

09/03/07: 21st Century Bass Noir


Here is another Saul Bass steal. It's me having the milk of human kindness drained from my body by various flim-flam artists.
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Thursday 8 March 2007

08/03/07: Frankencherie


I'm on a horror groove. Here's a greedy monster.
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Wednesday 7 March 2007

07/03/07: Count Rumsfled


I based this fella on Gary Oldman in "Dracula".
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Tuesday 6 March 2007

06/03/07: Papa Legba Alcopops


Vodou Alcopops. How immoral!
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Monday 5 March 2007

05/03/07: Slice, Dice & Bake


Like Charlie's Angels...but they kill everyone. Every week. Guaranteed.
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Sunday 4 March 2007

04/03/07: Welcome to Pink


In memory of my father.

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Saturday 3 March 2007

03/03/07: Starsky's Dream


First off...yes it is a straight steal of "The Man with the Golden Arm" by Saul Bass. But is it really a straight steal of "The Man with the Golden Arm" by Saul Bass? Or is it in fact an elephant gingerly dipping it's toes into a river of milk? As imagined in a dream. By Starsky.
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Friday 2 March 2007

02/03/07: Tribe Blair


Very interesting I thought when that great big "W" appeared on Tony Blair's forehead. Even more interesting I thought when it vanished a few days later. What does it all mean?
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Thursday 1 March 2007

01/03/07: Me in a suit


This is just me with a big camouka eye.
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